OOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Oh yes! I wanted to shout just like Janelle in the beautiful language that is binary, but instead I did a happy dance (a scary mental image, I realize) and reveled in the fact that in about a month and a half I'd be shouting something else: JOOOOOOOHHHHHHHNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I'M SEEING JOOOOHHHHHNNNNN MAAAAAAYYYYYYEEEERRRRR!!!! (I am inclined to say it in slow motion and in a shrieking voice. I have to. It's required under law) Oh yeah, I get to see, in the flesh, the man God spent a little extra time on in the HOT AND PLAYS GUITAR area. You did good, God! I think he must have made John Mayer and Brandon Flowers in the same day, because seriously, how else could He have struck complete perfection twice in a row??? Exactly. I have a ridiculously stupid happy face on right now, but oddly enough, I don't feel the usual need to kick my own ass at such a display of excessive perkiness. Mmmmm. April 26th in Winnipeg is the day I can die a happy woman. Rachel's gonna come too, so it'll be a good time. Except that, you know, she'll have to miss out if John flirts with her because she's a married woman. I, however, am painfully single, so BRING IT ON!
I think that looking forward to my sweet ass trip to Winnipeg will greatly reduce my level of "Oh NOOOO!" that occurs from day to day. It's easier - and funnier - to look at my mom and go "OH NOOOO!" than to explain, at length, the feeling of losing my mind. Frequent anxiety and full-blown panic attacks are generally unfunny, so I might as well lighten the mood while trying to chill out myself. Now, instead of "OH N0000!" it'll (hopefully) go more like this: "Oh N- oh JOHN!" and then I'm hoping that I won't freak out. Sounds like a dreamy and incredibly good-looking plan. And, by the time I take my trip, I should be a little more under control, and might actually for the first time avoid having a lovely anxiety/panic attack on a bus full of strangers. Always fun! Yup, I should be cool as a freakin' cucumber and I can think of JOHN MAYER instead. Mmmmm....(smiles). Oh man, soooo excited. And I get to see my nephew and hang out with (the good side of) my family. Ha ha. Seriously though. They are too cool to live in Dalmeny, so that alone should speak of their awesomeness and sanity.
Ah, Rachel and Nick and Luke and me and JOHN MAYER!
Yes, I'M SEEING JOOOOHHHHHNNNNN MAAAAAAYYYYYYEEEERRRRR!!!! (I am inclined to say it in slow motion and in a shrieking voice. I have to. It's required under law) Oh yeah, I get to see, in the flesh, the man God spent a little extra time on in the HOT AND PLAYS GUITAR area. You did good, God! I think he must have made John Mayer and Brandon Flowers in the same day, because seriously, how else could He have struck complete perfection twice in a row??? Exactly. I have a ridiculously stupid happy face on right now, but oddly enough, I don't feel the usual need to kick my own ass at such a display of excessive perkiness. Mmmmm. April 26th in Winnipeg is the day I can die a happy woman. Rachel's gonna come too, so it'll be a good time. Except that, you know, she'll have to miss out if John flirts with her because she's a married woman. I, however, am painfully single, so BRING IT ON!
I think that looking forward to my sweet ass trip to Winnipeg will greatly reduce my level of "Oh NOOOO!" that occurs from day to day. It's easier - and funnier - to look at my mom and go "OH NOOOO!" than to explain, at length, the feeling of losing my mind. Frequent anxiety and full-blown panic attacks are generally unfunny, so I might as well lighten the mood while trying to chill out myself. Now, instead of "OH N0000!" it'll (hopefully) go more like this: "Oh N- oh JOHN!" and then I'm hoping that I won't freak out. Sounds like a dreamy and incredibly good-looking plan. And, by the time I take my trip, I should be a little more under control, and might actually for the first time avoid having a lovely anxiety/panic attack on a bus full of strangers. Always fun! Yup, I should be cool as a freakin' cucumber and I can think of JOHN MAYER instead. Mmmmm....(smiles). Oh man, soooo excited. And I get to see my nephew and hang out with (the good side of) my family. Ha ha. Seriously though. They are too cool to live in Dalmeny, so that alone should speak of their awesomeness and sanity.
Ah, Rachel and Nick and Luke and me and JOHN MAYER!
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