It's nearly 3 a.m. and I can't sleep. When I can't sleep it's usually because I'm thinking about too many things. Because there are A LOT of things on my mind (and most suck) here's just one of 'em because who could resist blogging about a face like that anyway??? (That is a rhetorical question, smartasses)

First of all, through LONG and turbulent thought, I've come to the conclusion that I will never meet anyone, will never get married, and will be doomed to a life void of a nice, intelligent Hottie. Ergo, here's my other plan...

I will just have a few dogs. They don't give a shit about what you've done in the past, or what stupid mistakes you will make in the future, and they are far more loyal than any other thing on this earth. They don't scold you, or recommend counseling, or do any other terribly condescending things that humans do. They might sniff your butt, cock their head to one side, try to convince you that a ball is the greatest invention of all time, and jump on you while you lie facedown on the couch so they can see if you're AWAKE! and ready to play with them, but that's about it. No finger wagging - only tails. No reprimands - just a bark now and then to tell you to get on your feet and take 'em for a walk. No judgments, because who are they to judge you when they lick their own asses?!